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"..." Li Dong froze for two whole seconds, trying to pretend as if he hadn’t heard anything and continuing to slurp his noodles as if nothing had happened. But internally, he was completely mind blown. Slut, slut slut..!

“Can I…?” Xu Xingling held onto Li Dong’s arm and hugged it against his chest.

Li Dong thought he had tolerated this endless libido for quite a while now and almost couldn’t bear it anymore, so he choked in a breath of air and told Xingling, "You are a man, so why do you make your voice so pitchy and flirty? Don’t you even know what masculinity is?”

Xingling can’t even be considered coquettish anymore, rubbing against a man’s arm all day. He’s not even a man anymore; he’s a human estrus machine who’s constantly in heat. If you are not reading from readerfeedertranslation.blogspot.com, this work was stolen.

"Of course I know what it is; it’s you, Second Young Master! You’re so incredibly masculine and handsome." Xu Xingling lowered his eyes and smouldered towards Li Dong. "I feel really happy today, so happy that I might just explode."

Li Dong said, "... …" So what if you’re happy? What does that have to do with me? Should I let you play with me just because you’re excited?!

"Second Young Master is really the best man I’ve ever met. You’re so good in all aspects, and you’re so good to me, too." Xu Xingling praised as he pouted his lips, hoping Li Dong would give him a kiss.

"Oh? But isn’t my elder brother the best?" Quit lying through your teeth like that; anyone can tell that you don’t mean what you say.

"Ah, but didn’t Second Young Master say that I couldn’t mention Eldest Young Master around you?" Xu Xingling actually wanted to discuss Han Tianlin with Li Dong for a long time, but the other party had set rules against it already, so Xingling didn’t dare say anything.

"I just said you are not allowed to mention him, not that I’m not allowed to mention him myself, understood?" Li Dong poked at Xu Xingling's cheek with his chopsticks.

This lowly person was stabbed with chopsticks, but actually closed his eyes with an expression of enjoyment while it happened, as if it wasn’t his cheek that was poked at, but...

"Ahem,” Li Dong coughed as he cut off his train of thought. He really couldn’t stand this. He put down his chopsticks as he lost interest in finishing his noodles. "Well, I’ll be leaving now. See you later.”

"What the- Second Young Master?" Xu Xingling clasped Li Dong's arm tightly, crying out hurriedly. His voice was aggrieved as he said, "Why are you going? I didn’t mention anything that shouldn’t be mentioned..."

Li Dong: "Are you pretending to be stupid or pretending to be stupid?” Li Dong had an endless list of thoughts and feelings he wanted to shout at Xingling, but he, in the end, merely turned away and said, "Forget it, let go of me. I have to get back to the old lady at home." He was trying to shake Xingling off his arm as he said this.

"No, please, I get so lonely at night." Xu Xingling lost his hold on Li Dong’s arm, so he clung to his calf instead. "It’s so late now, can’t Second Young Master just leave early tomorrow morning?"

"No." Li Dong lifted his foot and tried to shake Xingling off of his leg, too. "If you get lonely, use a carrot."

"But I don’t want a carrot, I want Second Young Master!" Xu Xingling said: "Carrots are not as big as Second Young Master, and they’re so cold, not warm like Second Young Master!" (translator notes: what the fuck did i just type)

“Fucking hell..." Li Dong couldn't move at all; Xingling had him stuck. He was fully sitting on his foot now.

How did Li Dong not realize how lustful Xingling was when reading the novel? ... If Li Dong were Han Tianlin, perhaps even he wouldn’t be able to resist giving XIngling a good shove to the ground; he’s just way too cheap.

"I'll tell you again. Let go of me. Don’t make me angry." Li Dong said, looked down at Xingling, his expression taut. If you are not reading from readerfeedertranslation.blogspot.com, this work was stolen.

Even a fool could see that Li Dong was serious this time.

Thank goodness, Xu Xingling is not a fool. He scooted backwards and let go of Li Dong’s legs, but his expression emoted more anguish than crying.

Li Dong had to sigh. Being good looking really brings about so many benefits. Even when he wants to scold a person, he just can’t bring himself to do it.

He closed his mouth, turned and left.

Xu Xingling ran to the balcony and waited until Li Dong's car left before falling back sadly.

He spent some time tidying up his desk, changing into pajamas, and scrolling through social media.

Xinglin is Xu Xingling's WeChat nickname, which was derived from his own name and Han Tianlin’s. But he didn’t dare write Tianlin’s character for “lin” so blatantly, so it was spelled out using pinyin.

Xingling entered Li Dong’s phone number into WeChat and requested to add him as a friend..

"Second Young Master, this is XIngling.” Remembering his WeChat name, Xingling quickly changed it to Xingling..

Xingling felt distressed as he changed it. That username had been used for three years now, and within it were a lot of his devotion towards Tianlin. But he was afraid to incite Li Dong’s anger, and so he changed it.

His moments also all disguised his adoration for Tianlin within them somehow, and this was extremely obvious to Li Dong as he scrolled through once he got home.

He saw Xu Xingling's WeChat friend application and noted that the other party confessed his love over and over again to his circle of friends, almost every post holding some connection to Tianlin.

It really is infuriating.

Delete all your moments, otherwise, don’t add me. Li Dong gave him an ultimatum.

Second Young Master º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º can’t I keep even one of them? Xu Xingling replied.

"No. It’s either me or your moments. Your choice." Xu Xingling didn't reply this time. He gritted his teeth and began to delete Moments manually, one by one. For the last three years, he had posted several of them almost every day, so it took him a long, long time to delete.

Li Dong woke up the next morning, only to see a message from the stupid male protagonist at two o'clock in the morning.

Second Young Master, I have finished deleting, are you asleep? -- Stupid Man.

Then I’ll go to bed too, Second Young Master. Remember to add me as a friend tomorrow! -- Stupid Man.

Li Dong couldn’t distinguish what he was feeling, so he just opened his WeChat app and accepted Xingling as a friend.

Morning. -- Second Young Master.

Because he deleted his entire moments manually, one by one, it took him a long time to do so for several moments everyday for three years. He didn’t go to sleep until two in the morning and only woke up at nine thirty...

Aaaaah! Second Young Master, I’m going to be late! -- Stupid Man.

Li Dong received this text while eating breakfast and gave it a brief glance. Another message immediately followed.

But I’m still very happy! Good morning! -- Stupid Man.

"Psycho." Li Dong put down his phone and continued to eat breakfast.

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